bbook:

I mean, if there is anything I want in the world, it is a white suit and daschund in my lap.

Accidentally fall into your trashcan while getting ready? No worries: just call it “fashion”

Accidentally fall into your trashcan while getting ready? No worries: just call it “fashion”

WHEN I POST PICTURES AT THE BEACH IN OCTOBER

wheninla:

with the intention for my East Coast friends to be like…

mebest:

thedailymeme:

And I don’t even know why

Yeah, I have those days…

mebest:

thedailymeme:

And I don’t even know why

Yeah, I have those days…

saloandseverine:

 Andy Warhol with Edie Sedgwick and Chuck Wein by Burt Glinn, New York, 1965

theworstthingsforsale:

I don’t care how many eggs you eat a day. You just don’t need an Egg Genie. Everything in your kitchen can cook an egg. The stove, the microwave, the coffee maker, the toaster oven, probably the toaster.

If you can’t cook an egg with the appliances and accessories available in the regular American household, the problem lies within. Close your eyes… your internal life is in black and white. You’re always messing up the eggs. You drop the eggs. You shake your head. Maybe you do need this fucking egg tub.

If you can’t crack an egg, you’re an idiot. 

W.G. Sebald’s Writing Advice

nevver:

  • Read books that have nothing to do with literature.
  • Get off the main thoroughfares; you’ll see nothing there. For example, Kant’s Critique is a yawn but his incidental writings are fascinating.
  • There has to be a libidinous delight in finding things and stuffing them in your pockets.
  • You must get the servants to work for you. You mustn’t do all the work yourself. That is, you should ask other people for information, and steal ruthlessly from what they provide.
  • None of the things you make up will be as hair-raising as the things people tell you.
  • I can only encourage you to steal as much as you can. No one will ever notice. You should keep a notebook of tidbits, but don’t write down the attributions, and then after a couple of years you can come back to the notebook and treat the stuff as your own without guilt.
  • Don’t be afraid to bring in strange, eloquent quotations and graft them into your story. It enriches the prose. Quotations are like yeast or some ingredient one adds.
  • Look in older encyclopaedias. They have a different eye. They attempt to be complete and structured but in fact are completely random collected things that are supposed to represent our world.
  • It’s very good that you write through another text, a foil, so that you write out of it and make your work a palimpsest. You don’t have to declare it or tell where it’s from.
  • A tight structural form opens possibilities. Take a pattern, an established model or sub-genre, and write to it. In writing, limitation gives freedom.
  • If you look carefully you can find problems in all writers. And that should give you great hope. And the better you get at identifying these problems, the better you will be at avoiding them.